r/SmashCPU Ultimate CPU League Don't Read the Info Description

Oh Christ… you’re running another Ultimate CPU supermajor? Have you learned nothing from all the other times? It’s literally the most common meta, what could you possibly expect to happen that hasn’t already happened? Oh wait, don’t tell me: “I think Ridley’s finally got this one.” Bro he ain’t winning shit LMAOOOO.

But sure, go ahead and sink a whole week waiting for something big to happen playing this game. And by playing this game I mean not actually playing the game but instead watching the AI fight. And by watching the AI fight I mean not actually watching them fight but instead setting a Bo3 match to run automatically and walking away for 8 minutes. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if you put this off for a few weeks after starting. Can’t wait to see the status get switched to “Archived”, thanks asshole. How’s that Brawl tourney you never finished?

Also, you’re not even using smash.gg? Did you blow the setup budget on that HyperX streaming mic? Oh that’s right, you don’t even have a streaming mic. Stick to Fisher Price. By the way, you seeded Chrom too high. If he’s getting a breakout performance he would’ve had one by now. Don’t come complaining to me when Chrom goes 0-2 getting gimped by a fucking Inkling.

You could’ve been partying, bro. You could’ve been enjoying life to the fullest, bro. But whatever, see you around when you run out of originality and give us The Sole Survivor IV next tourney.