Smashfest Central Melee Rankings

I saw C9.Hod at a grocery store in Eagan yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He screamed, “Heee-ya!” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh, teh, toryah!” and swinging a wet noodle in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him mutter “that was a bad spawn, but it's no big deal” as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen jugs of chocolate milk in his cart without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy playing Hearthstone and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the jugs and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to get the 100% run,” and then pivot-F-smashed me. I don’t even think he even hit me with the sweetspot. After she scanned each jug and put them in back in the cart and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by trying to give her the link to his twitch stream.