Super Serious Melee 45th President of the United States of America Donald J. Trump's Birthday

Fresh off the boat, from /r/smashbros, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. A noob. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It’s survival of the fittest and you ain’t gonna survive long on Twitch by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking smashbrat friends would upboat. None of that here. You don’t upboat. You don’t downboat. This ain’t reddit, kid. This is Twitch Chat. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don’t think you’re all that familiar with. You don’t like it, you can hit the bricks on over to Smashboards, you Oddshot watching son of a bitch. I hope you don’t tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of smashbros culture shines on. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I’m a judge.. this place…. this place has a lot to offer… heh you’ll see, kid . . . that is, if you can handle it.